51 ways to annoy everyone

[shaddy]

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush
family. Doesn't matter which.
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting
for someone else every five
minutes.
3) Pretend to be from different
ethnic backgrounds every hour,
and when people ask you about
it, answer like a hillbilly would.
4) Act like a hillbilly. Period.
5) Improvise Italian operas.
6) Gossip about someone to their
face.
7) Answer every question with a
question.
Repeat yourself constantly.
9) Act like a member of the
opposite sex.
10) Repeat yourself constantly.
11) Act like Mr. Flanders from
The Simpsons.
12) Repeat yourself constantly.
13) Change what you repeat
every now and then.
14) Use homonyms in your e-
male that the spell cheque would
knot sea as miss steaks.
15) Change what you repeat
every now and then.
16) Talk to someone while looking
at somebody else.
17) Employ in your casual banter
extensive vocabulary that will
befuddle thy contemporaries.
18) Change what you repeat
every now and then.
19) One word: Caffeine.
20) Another word or two:
Caffeine and Sugar.
21)
stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.
22) Using non-existent words like
George Bush would.
23) Change what you repeat
again.
24) Speak in rapid Spanish.
25) Pretend not to know about
the rule of personal space.
26) When doing number 25,
pretend to have a heavy nose
cold causing you to breathe
heavily through your mouth.
Sneeze occasionally.
27) Change what you repeat
again.
28) You are better than
everybody else. Let them know
so.
29) Rudely correct everybody's
grammar.
30) Don't proper grammar use
while you are correcting them.
31) Pretend to be drunk.
32) Groom yourself while
standing backwards (towards
everybody) in an elevator.
33) Change what you repeat
again.
34) Pretend your name is Cletus-
Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-
Smith, and don't answer to
anything else.
35) Call everybody you know Bob
or Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia
for boys.
36) Fine people for stupid things,
like being too popular, or having
to many teeth.
37) Change what you repeat
again.
38) For those who wish to annoy,
riddles is that in which you should
speak.
39) Lick your lips constantly,
acting as if doing so is
pleasurable.
40) Pretend to be high.
41) Become severely narcoleptic
in the middle of a
conversazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
42) Change what you repeat
again.
43) You ARE the lord of the
dance. Never forget that.
44) Speak in Gaelic.
45) Blink rapidly and constantly.
46) Scratch yourself constantly. I
am not saying where.
47) Strut.
48) Start repeating what you say
as soon as you say it.
49) Start repeating what you say
as soon as you say it.
50) Become "The Masked Wedgie
Giver."
51) Have this list printed on a T-
shirt and write above it "Check
list for Today." Don't let anybody
forget that you have it on.

[roni]

hahaha funny one lol