Needs

[shaddy]

Husband and wife are getting all
snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up.
But then the wife stops and
says, "I don' t feel like it. I just
want you to hold me."
The husband says " WHAT???"
The wife explains that he must
not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a woman.
The husband realizes that
nothing is going to happen
tonight and he might as well deal
with it.
So the next day the husband
takes her shopping at a big dept.
store. He walks around and had
her try on three very expensive
outfits. And then tells his wife,
We 'll take all three of them.
Then goes over and gets
matching shoes worth $200
each.
And then goes to the jewelry
Dept. and gets a set of diamond
earrings. The wife is so excited
(she thinks her husband has
flipped out, but she does not
care). She goes for the tennis
bracelet.
The husband says "but you don 't
even play tennis, but OK if you
like it then lets get it.'
The wife is jumping up and down.
So excited she cannot even
believe what is going on. She says
" I am ready to go, lets go to the
cash register. "
The husband says, " no no no,
honey we're not going to buy all
this stuff." The wife face goes
blank.
" No honey - I just want you to
HOLD this stuff for a while."
Her face gets really red she is
about to explode and then the
husband says " You must not be
in tune with my financial needs
as a MAN!"

[roni]

hahahha